dog: *barks*
me: chill


gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

(via dulect)


thewomanfromitaly:

jennlferlawrence:

deadwright:

songofages:

m0m-jeans:

jonwowker:

s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

what?

…I feel like two halves of the world, one that eats buttered popcorn and one that has never heard of it, have just discovered eachother. For better or worse.

(via grrmadness)


sakibatch:

mangocianamarch:

ahobbitcarol:

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS 

"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"

excuse me i must poem

(via grrmadness)


supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

image

Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

(via justtouchedawkwardly)


sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

(via queenperplexing-deactivated2014)


worstgrl:

ladies can i get a hell yeah

worstgrl:

ladies can i get a hell yeah

(via dulect)


the-pkmn-center:

Not cool, bro.

the-pkmn-center:

Not cool, bro.


bbcamerica:

Tea time.

bbcamerica:

Tea time.

(via wilwheaton)